1.yuanniyinian365tiantiantiankaixin,8760xiaoshishishikuaile,5256000fenfenfenjingcai,31536000miaomiaomiaoxingfu!qingrenjiekuaile!xinniankuaile!
2.suiranzheigeqingrenjiewobunengheniyiqiduguo,bunengsongjinizaoyinggaishuyunidemeiguihua,danshiwohuiyongwoduinideaiqujiaoguanzheihuohongdemeiguihua,dengnilaina!!
3.kankanrili,qingrenjiedao,xianhuatangguo, zennengshaodiao,manmanaiyi,jiangniyongbao,jiaomeishini dandanweixiao。
4.yunixiangshishiyizhongyuan,yunixianglianshiyizhongmei,yunixiangbanshiyizhongfu,woyuanhenixiangbandaoyongyuan。qingrenjiekuaile!
5.nizaiwoyanzhongshijiaomei,meiyigeweixiaodourangwochenzui。nidejiao,nidehao,nifapiqishijueqidezui。nizaiwodexinzhongshijiaomei,zhiyouxiangaiderencainengtihui!
6.yigezhenshidewo,yikezhenchengdexin,yipianzhenzhideqing,yifennongnongdeai,suoyoudeyiqiedoushishuyunide.yinweiniyirongrulewodeshengming,woaini!
7.jiuguisongyuni,rangnibatoudian;jiadaowojiaqu,rangnitiantianyoumimi。
8.rizizaibutongdekongjianliushi,xiangnianzaibutongdeshijianlailin,buguanshishiruhedebianqian,niyongyuanshiwodejiaoai。
9.zairenshengdelvtuzhong,youtaiduodehuoxu;kexucengjingaiguo,huoxucengjingcuoguo,ranermoranhuishou,yiranbubiandeshiduinisiniandexin。
10.woxinliyougexiaomiminixiangbuxiangzhidao?rangfengqiaoqiaogaosuni,woxihuanni,zhendehaoxihuan……
11.aiyubuai,shiniwozhenxindexuanze。yuanniwodeyuanfenbuyaorangwomencajianerguo,nihewodoushibicijinshengdebucuo。kuaileqingrenjie
12.shubujinyan,yanbujinyi,yibujinqing,qingbuzijindiduinishuosheng——wozhendehaoxiangni!
13.woxiangnideshihou,niyexiangwoma?wulunwomenxiangjuduoyuan,wulunqianmiandeluyouduozhang,zhixiangshuo:“aishangnishiwojinshengjiaodadexingfu。”
14.jinguanmeiyoulangmanqingchengdefenghuaxueyue,yemeiyouyiluanqingmidehaishishanmeng,danwomenquenengganjuedaobicixiangweishideneizhongxintiao!woaini!
15.770,880,1314520!qinqinni,baobaoni,yishengyishiwoaini!
16.wocengrenweizijizaidengdaiyigenvhai,congerhulvelenidecunzai,xianzaiwozhongyufaxian,yuanlaishenbiandenijiaokeai,nijiushiwodengdaidenvhai。
17.shangtiananpaidejinjinshishijian、didianherenwu...... ernirangwotiyandaoleshengmingdequanbu!xiexienideai!
18.zhiyaowomenzhenxinxiangai,neimeguobuguoqingrenjiedouyiyang,yinweiduiwomenlaishuo,meitiandoushiqingrenjie!
19.wojiaoaiderener,wodexinyinnidecunzaiertiaodongdegengjiayouli,wodeshijieyinnidecunzaiergengjiajingcai,ainiyishengbubian!sanshengbuhui!
20.ruguomeilishiyizhongzui,niyijingzuietaotian!ruguoshanliangshiyizhongcuo,niyijingyicuozaicuo!ruguocongmingyaoshouchengfa,niqibushiyaoqiandaowangua。zhutianxiatinghaomeinv,qingrenjiekuaile!
21.woyaobanjiale。dizhishiaiqingshixiangailu520hao,fangdongshiwojiaoaideni,zuqishiwuxianqi,zujinshiwodeai,heyueshiyibeizi。
22.shijieyinweinidecunzaierbianderucimeili,shengmingdehuihuangyinweinidejiaruerbiandegengjiaxuanliduocai!rangwomenzhenxizheifenqingyuan,xieqishoulaiyizhizouxiangyongyuan!jierikuaile!
23.qingrenzhijianxuyaoyoubagezi,neijiushi:xinren、lijie、kuanrong、moqi。xianzaiwoyongzheibagezilaizhufuwomendeaiqing,yuanwomenkuaileyibeizi,enaidaoyongyuan!
24.xihuanniyexushiwocuole,aishangniwozhendebianlexuduo!shagua,woaini!
25.zhenxiwangxiaolumeiyoujintou,jiuzheiyangshoulashouyizhizouxiaqu。jiemukuaile!
26.qinaide,woyaorangsuoyoudeyangguangweinicanlan,suoyoudehuaduoweinizhanfang,zhuqingrenjiekuaile!
27.wodexinweinikaiqi,xiangbaisedeshandianhuapotianji;wodeaiweinibenchi,xianghongsedexueyechongmanshenti;wozhishiyaonizhidaoyijuhua,neijiushiwoaini,aini!!!
28.youqingzhiren,tiantianshijie。yijuhannuan,yixianxiangxuan;yijudingning,yijianxiangchuan;yifenxiangsi,yixinxiangpan;yifenaiyi,yishengxianglian。
29.bunengqinshousongshanghuohongdemeigui,zhinengyongxinweiniqidao,yuanniyongyuanyongyouxianhuabanderongyanyumeilidexinqing,nishiwoshengmingyongbudiaoxiedemeigui。
30.jintian,quanshijiedoushiyouyigeliyoutianmi。erwo,shijiaotianmideneige,yinweiwoyouni--wodeairen。
31.hongdoushengnanguo,chunlaifajizhi。yuanjunduocaixie,ciwujiaoxiangsi。
32.ruguowoshimeiguiwojiangjinifenfang,ruguowoshitaiyangwojiangjiniyangguang;ruguowoshizuanshiwojiangjiniyongheng;ruguowoshinideaiwojiangjiniwodequanbu。
33.zuoshoukezhewo,youshouxiezheni,xinzhongchongmanai,dangwomenzhangxinxiangdui,xinxinxiangyinshi,suoyouderendouhuikandao——woaini。
34.“xiangaiderenkeyiyongchenmojiaoliu”bianchengshishiba!!ruguowoshuoshizhende,nihuibuhuixiangxin?ruguowohenzhizhe,nihuibuhuijieshou?
35.huoxuduiyunilaishuo,wodechuxianzhishinishengmingzhongde100+1=101,danduiyuwolaishuo,nidechuxianzaiwoshengmingzhongqueshi0+1=1desuanshi。
36.ruguoainishicuodehua,wobuxiangdui;ruguoduishidengyumeiyounidehua,woningyuancuoyibeizi;ruguofeiyaobazhefenaijiashangyigeqixian,woxiwangshiyiwannian!!!
37.qinaidebaobei,qingrenjiekuaidaole,zaizheiwenxinlangmandejierili,zhuniqingchunyongzhu,aiqingtianmi,woaini 。
38.buguandiyudejiexianshiduomeyaoyuan,qinaide!xiangnidejulizaimeicixintiaozhijian!
39.yuanfangdewohenguanianni,nizhidaoma?buluntianyahaijiao,womenxianggeduomeyaoyuan。wodemeigeqingrenjieyongyuanshuyuni,wojinshengdejiaoai。
40.yinian365tian,yeyou365fensinian,zhishizaiqingrenjiedezheitianjiaonong。
41.renyijiu,mengyijiu,laogonglaopoqingyijiu;suiyuebian,qingchunbian,niwofuqixinbubian--qingrenjiekuaile!
42.cengjingaini,shizhende;yiranaini,yeshizhende。qingrenjieli,rangwobazheifenaihuichengjuanjuandezhufu,zhenchengdezhufunixingfu、kuaileyongyuan!
43.qingrenjie,wozhixiangshuo:zhunixinqingyongyuanyinwoeryukuai,xiwangninengshichangxiangwo。
44.zhenzhengdeaiqingbidingyunyuzhekunan,zhiyouzaikunanzhongcainengwajuechumodadexiyue。
45.yidaijiankuanzhongbuhui,weiyixiaoderenqiaocui。
46.shenmeshixingfu?neishiyouleni;shenmeshiwunai?neishiqingrenjiedeshihouwufayunixiangban;shenmeshiaiqing?neishiniwozhijiandeganjue!qingrenjiekuaile!
47.dangyangguanghaimeipashangbumanmantengdeliba;pobujidaidehongmeiguizaoyizhuimanlenidechuangtai。zhuniqingrenjiekuaile!!
48.foshuo:“qianshidewubaicihuimou,caihuanlaijinshengdecajianerguo。”ruguozhendeshi,woyuanyongyiwanciquhuanyunidexiangyu,binggaosuni:“haoxianghaohaoaini!”
49.zaiyiqiderizihenpingdan,sihubolanbujing,zhishi,zheizhongpingfanderizishijiaolangmande,duima?qinaide,qingrenjiekuaile!
50.qinaidelaogongjizhule:“ruguojiehunhoulaogongzaiqingrenjiebusonghuajilaopo,laopojiuhuizaijialidehuapinglichashangyibaqingcai。”
51.ruguoniqingtingnihuitingdaowoxiangnideshengyin;ruguonikaojinnihuijiejinyikemeilidexinling;ruguonijiyunihuifaxianshengmingcanlandeqiji!
52.ruguonizhangdenankan,qingda110;ruguonishencaibuhao,qingda120;ruguonipiqibuhao,qingda119;ruguonijuedezijipiaoliang,qingdawoshouji,xiangtan……
53.yongyouni,tiantiandoushiqingrenjie!yongyouwo,wodangtiantiandoushilaodongjie!womenergezaiyiqitiantiandouhuishikuanghuanjie!
54.jinnianqingrenjiebushouli,shoulizhishoumeiguihua。
55.qingrenjie,meiyouqian;xiangchuquguangguang,youhaipafeiyan;darling,womenzhihaozaijiabaguochan007kangeyibaibianayibaibian。
56.chunfengli,baihuaxia,xiaojixiaoyaguojiajia。xiaoyashounahua,wangjitoushangcha。nishixiaojiwoshiya,xiaoyaxiangnixinruma。
57.meiyounidetian,bulan!meiyounidehua,buyan!meiyounidefan,buxiang!meiyounidemian,butian!qinaide,qingrenjiekuaile!!:*
58.jiarunihaimeiyouqingren,haha。womenshitongmingren。sheishuobixuyouqingrencainengguoqingrenjie!wozhudajiaguoyigekuailedemeiyouqingrendeqingrenjie!!!
59.meiyouwodeqingrenjienikuailema?
60.qingrenjiekuaile!happy valentine"s day!
61.gudaoxifengshouma,xiyangxixia,duanchangrenzaidengnidianhua!
62.rangwomenjintiancheyezhangtan,bicifenxiang,haoma?
63.zairenshengdelvtuzhong,youtaiduodehuoxu;kexucengjingaiguo,huoxucengjingcuoguo,ranermoranhuishou,yiranbubiandeshiduinisiniandexin 。
64.duini,woyijingwutiaojiantoujiangle,nijiuqianxiaaiqingheyuebaburanmeirenyaowole!!!woyizhunbeihaojiangquanlijianban、yiwubeizengle 。
65.qingshenshen,yumengmeng,nishiwoduliyitiaochong,woxiangshenmenidoudong,yiqiejinzaibuyanzhong!
66.rongmaobushiwenti,jingjibushizhuti,gaoaibushijuli,liangkexindegongmingcaishirenshengdezhendi!
67.shijieshangzhiyouyigemingzi,shiwozheiyangqianchangguadu,xiangyouyigenkanbujiandexian,yitoulaolaoxizaiwoxinjianshang,yitouzuanzainishouzhong。
68.xiangnixiangdeshuibuzhejue,nianniniandexinpengpengzhitiao;lianniliandeguimixinqiao,ainiaiderouzhiwangxiadiao!
69.nideguoquwolaibujicanyu,nideweilaiwobuhuizaicuoguo 。
70.zhonglixuntaqianbaidu,moranhuishou,neirenquezai denghuolanshanchu。
71.zaitianyuanzuobiyiniao,zaidiyuanweilianlizhi,tianzhangdijiuyoushijin,cihenmianmianwujueqi。
72.haishangshengmingyue,tianyagongcishi,qingrenyuanyaoye ,jingxiqixiangsi。
73.siniannishiyizhongxingfudezhemo,weiduzaineixinqingqinghuhuannidemingzi,qinaide!niganshoudaowojiqiedexinlingtiaodongma?
74.shenkanjianrenke,yushichuangzaoleshui;shenkanjianrene,yushichuangzaolemi;shenkanjiannimeiyouqianshoudebanlv,yushijiuchuangzaolewomendexiangyu。
75.yujiannichunshutianyi,aishangniyixinyiyi,kuliannicongwuhuiyi,xiangniannirangwoshiyi,dedaonicaihuimanyi。
76.youyoudeyunliyoudandandeshi,dandandeshiliyoumianmiandeqing,mianmiandeqingliyouwoqingqingdewenhou!
77.zicongyouleni,wojiuchengle“meixinmeigan”deren,yinweiwodexinwodegandoubeini“touzou”le。。。
78.bushiyinweijimocaixiangni,ershiyinweixiangnicaijimo。gududeganjuezhisuoyirucizhizhong,zhishixiangnitaishen。
79.zhenxiangjinjindibaozhuni,rangniganjuedaowoyinainierjiakuaidexintiao;zhenxiangjinjindilouzhuni,rangnitihuidaowoyinainierjicudehuxi。
80.zaimeiyouyudaoniyiqian,wocongbuzhidaosiniandeganjueyijiaidetianmi,qingdayingworangzheizhongganjueheniyiqipeibanwoyibeizi!
81.nishiwodexin,nishiwodegan,nishiwoshengmingdesifenzhisan。nishiwodewei,nishiwodefei,nishiwoxinzhongdehongmeigui!
82.jiarunihaimeiyouqingren,haha。womenshitongmingren。sheishuobixuyouqingrencainengguoqingrenjie!wozhuniguoyigekuailedemeiyouqingrendeqingrenjie!!!
83.aidelanghuajiranyijingjiqi,neijiurangwomendexinchuanzaiaihuzhongxingfudiaoyou、xixi。
84.youyiboxiazhongzi,xiangzhichanshengaiqing。
85.niqiaoqiaoweiwozuodeyiqie,tiandizhixiao,wozhixiao!weizheiqiaoqiaorouroudewenqing,zaigungunhongchen,wobupahongyanlaotun,zongzaiqidaizhongduguomanmanzhangye,kebuhouhui。
86.yuanqingwuxukaihufei,youqingbufumanyoufei,aiqingmianshouyuezufei,zhenqingyaobiqianjingui 。
87.liangqingruoshijiuzhangshi,youqizaichaochaomumu。
88.pengyou:qinglaoji!meiguihuanabuxiadehua,wobangnina!qiaokelichibuwandehua,wobangnichi!
89.jiaoyaoyuandejuli,bushishengsixiangge,bushitiangeyifang,ershiwozhanzainidemianqian,niquebuzhidaowoaini。
90.mingmingmiemiederensheng,woyuanzuoyizhandeng,wennuannidehanleng,guanzhaonideyisheng!
91.chuanguoshisudefengyu、liuyandeanjiao、dujidexuanwo,rangaidehangchuanshixiangnixinlingdegangwan......
92.congqianyougexiaonvhaiduizhexingkongxuxiayuanwang:xiwangzhangdahoukeyiyongyouyifenyishengyishideaiqing。jintianzheigenvhaizhangdale,taxiwangnijiushitayishengyishideaiqing!
93.tianmimi,nixiaodetianmimi,haoxianghuaerkaizaichunfengli,kaizaichunfengli。weishenmenixiaodezheimetian?yinweiwojinifaleduanxinxi。qingrenjiekuaile,baobei!
94.qinaide,wodexinweinierbuzhisuoyi,wodeaiyinweiyounierjingcai,wozhixiangduinishuo:zhiyaoniyuanyi,wohuiyongyishengdeailaihehuni!
95.wodeshijiecongciduoleyigeni,youshitianqing,youshixiayu,yintianshihou,wohuigaosuni,woaini,shengguocaihongdemeili。
96.shinirangwodongdele,zaizheigeshijieshanghaiyouyizhongxinxujiaozuo“sinian”,haiyouyizhongganjuejiaozuo“ai”!
97.qinaide,jintianyoujuhuawanglegaosuni:”woaini!“
98.aishiyizhongwufamiaoshudeganjue,xiangnizaiwodemeiyitian,woyuanyizhipeibanni,zaishengshengshishi,congcijueding:ainiyiwannian!
99.womeiyouduodeyanyu!zhiyouyijuhuayaogaosuni:henizaiyiqi,nishiyiqie!meiyounizaishenbian,yiqieshini!
100.jingjingdeyeli,yigerentoutouxiangni,yichengweiwojiaoyinmidekuaile。haojicimengzhongyouni,wobiantanlianzhebuxiangqichuang,fangzongzijiziyizhanyounidesishuirouqing……jierikuaile!
101.foshuo:qianshidewubaicihuimou,caihuanlaijinshengdecajianerguo。ruguozhendeshi,woyuanyongyiwanciquhuanyunidexiangyu,binggaosuni:“haoxianghaohaoaini!”
102.zaitaxiang,yaojidezhaoguhaoziji。shaohejiu,shaochouyan,duochifan,duoheshui,duoyundong,duoxiangwo。qingrenjiekuaile!
103.niyouyiqiangerangwotaoyandeliyou,danshizhiyaoyouyigeliwai,wohaishiainide!qingrenjiekuaile!
104.qingrenjiekuaile!yuanwoliangdeaiqingnengbiniulangzhinvgengshen,danbuyaoxiangtamendeliangdixiangsi。xiangsizhikuhaocanwo!
105.ai,jiushiyongyuanyongyuanyeyongbuzheshuoduibuqi。jierikuaile!woaini!
106.xiangniannideshihou,xinqingruciwenrou,shibingfengsuiliedexiaoxi,shilazhushangyaoyedehuoyan,xiangniannidexinyaocongxiongzhongchulai,gaosuniqingrenjiekuaile!——woaini!
107.heqinaiderenzaiyiqi,zhuwopengyeshitiantang。qinaide——jierikuaile!
108.dechengbimuhecisi,yuanzuoyuanyangbuxianxian。
109.jishiaizhijinidailaileaichou,yexinrenta。buyaobanidexinguanqilai。jierikuaile!
110.nishiwodebucuo。qingrenjiekuaile!
111.ai,jiudebasuoaiderendexingfuzhiyuzijidexingfuzhishang。
112.wotoutoudiaizheni!
113.yishengzhongjiaonandeyouyigezhixinairen,buguanshixianzaihaishiyaoyuandeweilai,womenbicidoubaohuhaojintiandeai.
114.qingrenjie,wozhixiangshuo:“zhunixinqingyongyuanyinwoeryukuai,xiwangninengshichangxiangwo。”
115.zhangxiangsi,xiaoyuehan,wanfenghan,qingrenjiajieduwanghai,guyingziqiran。jianyinan,siyinan,zhangyemanmanbaohenmian,wenyilianbulian.
116.meiyouqingrendeqingrenjie,tiankongyiranqinglang,yangguangyirancanlan。
117.yibeizipeiniguojiaomeidejieri,zhidaoyachidiaoguang,neiyeshiyinweinisongdeqiaokelitaitian。
118.qingrenshijieaifenfen,lushangnanrenyuduanhun。jiewen“meinv”hechuyou?mutongyaozhiqingrenshou。
119.chunchundeqing,meimeideren,gongguojiajie,niwoxiangyue!
120.ruguoxinshijinde,zaiyuandeluyeshiduande,gudanderenneimeduo,kuailedemeiyoujige,zhuqingrenjiekuaile!
121.jintianshishuyuqingrendejieri,eryongyounidemeiyitiandoushishuyuwodejieri。
122.qingrenjieliqingrenduo,heshiqingrennicaiyou?qingrenlaishinibiezou,qingrenzoushinibieyou。
123.ainibushimude,mudeshiaisini!ainibushimude,mudeshiainiyibeizi!
124.aishiyizhongganshou,jishitongkuyehuijuedexingfu;aishiyizhongtihui,jishixinsuiyehuijuedetianmi;aishiyizhongjingli,jishiposuiyehuijuedemeili。
125.qinaide:“zaizheitebiederizi,wozhinengyongxinqumomodixiangni、aini。”zhixianggaosuni:“yongyuanshenaizheni,nideyiqiedouzaiqiandongzhewo。”
126.laogongjiutongjiaoshangdexiezi,shufuzhiyouzijizhidao!xiezijierikuaile!
127.qingrenjie,woyuanzuoyitiaoyu,rennihongshao、baizhu、qingzheng,ranhoutangzainiwenroudeweili。
128.qingrenjieyuanwang:zuoyizhishudaixiong,pazaiyikedaanshushanghuhudashui,woshishudaixiong,ernishianshu,amen!yishengyishizhanzheni,aizheni,xuyaoni!!!
129.nirangwochangdaolemeishimeikexiangnidetongku,changdaonihenizaiyiqidekuaile,nishibucuonengrangwochangdaosuantiankuladeren。
130.zhiweiheniganchuneiaideshexian,zainiwoyanzhongneiyishaneidejiaorong!
131.huoxuduiyunilaishuo,wodechuxianzhishinishengmingzhongde100+1=101。danduiyuwolaishuo,nidechuxianzaiwoshengmingzhongqueshi0+1=1desuanshi。
132.aiyigerenhaoxinku,buzhibeiaidenishifouyoulingxi?napayijuputonghuayu、yisianweidongzuoduiwolaishuobeijiazhenxinanwang,shiwoqianchangguadu!
133.nidewenroutitie,nidetanbailvzhi,nineikeaidexiaorong,nineimirendeyanjing,nideyijuyidongdoulingwozhemi。
134.wodeaiweinikaiqi,xiangbaisedeshandianhuapotianji;wodeaiweinibenchi,xianghongsedexueyechongmanshenti……
135.zairenqunzhizhongxunmizhuni,jiupangfozaihaibianjuqisuoyoudeshali,jiyufaxiannidezongji,ruguobucongyuan,danyuanhaiyoulaisheng。
136.yijianzhongqingaishangni,erhuabushuobaozhuni,santianliangtoulaizhaoni,sixiawurenqinqinni,wutianzhineiqudaoni,liushinianneibufenli!
137.wobuzhidaowoshifouzhendeai,danshiwozhidaowobunengmeiyouni,ruguodiqiujiangyaohuimie,neimewoyaogaosuninishiwobucuoxiangjianderen。
138.meiyiciwangjiannineiqingyingdeshuangyan,meiyicitingdaonineimeimiaodeshengyin,meiyici……woainishineimeshen!niyongyuanzaiwomengli!
139.zaimeigexiangnianderizi,xiangniburongyi,buxiangnigengnan,yuanyiyipiannandongdexinqing,shenshensinianni!qingrenjiekuaile!
140.ruguonileng,wojiangniyongruhuaizhong;ruguoniyou,wotinicaquleihen;ruguoniaiwo,woyaoxiangquanshijieguangbo……wozhixiangjiniwozhenshideai。
141. 721 521 7758991 qinaide,woaini,qinqinwobaqiuqiuni!!
142.hai!qingrenjiejiuyaodaole,niyoushenmedasuanma?
143.xiangjinianweikehaimeixuehui,xiangjinixiaguikejiezhihaizaibaoxianju,zhihaosongshumeiguibanizhui,xiwangwoliangyongbuchui。
144.zhidaoqingrenjiewoxiangchishenmema?zhuni,chaoni,qingzhengni;kaoni,menni,hongshaoni;zhani,jianni,liangbanni!
145.wodeqingrenjielimeiyouqingren,zhiyouwodelaopo,tashiwodejiaoai,jintianshi,mingtianshi,zhidaowosiquwodexinzhongyezhiyouta!
146.woaiderenminghuayouzhu,aiwoderencanburendu,bushizaifangdangzhongbianhuai,jiushizaichenmozhongbiantai。──xianjiqingrenjie!
147.nishiduyao,shenruwodexueye,chuantouwodeshenjing,kongzhiwodedanao, 2 yue 14 riduxingfazuo,qingbiewangle,jiwojieyao!
148.gudaoxifengshouma,xiyangxixia,duanchangrenqingrenjiezaidengnidianhua!
149.woshiyizhixiaoxiaogou,nishiwodegutou,woyaobanihanzaikouliyikuaiqulvyou。
150.jiaqiniannianyou,dannixiangyaoyigedutede、nengliujinimeihaohuiyidejiaqima?lai,xindongburuxingdong。xianzaijiuxingdongqilaiba。